Dont cry for me, D.C.

Karl Alzner answers to Milan Lucic outcry

Was Karl Alzner fake crying while staring down the lovely Milan Lucic? Yes. But what he should have been doing is crying over the pathetic state of his own life. Lucic is 23 years old, living in the best city in the world and rocking a Stanley Cup ring like the champ that he is. And what does widdle Alzner have? A sad little team that has never EVER won a Lord Stanley.

Get pumped Karl, Milan is coming for you tonight. And he has a lot more experience with his fists (and, as a result, the penalty box) than you do, sir.

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