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Shipping up to…outer space?

Every single time I’m heading back to Boston from somewhere, I always set my status as “Shipping up to Boston.” But I guess that could be impossible if you were shipping back from outer space.

So this kind, Justin Down, from my school (Northeastern University) is heading up there. To outer-fucking-space.

Would it be wrong to say I feel the need to have sex with him? Considering this man attends my university and isn’t yet an astronaut gives me a considerable chance to actually bone an astronaut. It’s just one of those things that you aspire to do but then realize you never could. Well I can. Challenge accepted.

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