This woman was attacked by a “tame” cheetah in Africa. Now, not to be Captain Obvious or anything, but didn’t this woman think, “Oh this is a carnivorous animal that hunts helpless and pathetic creatures like myself all day every day” for one second? I mean, come on now. She violated the most basic rule of going on safari: DON’T DIE.

Anyway, she sucks. But the more pressing issue here is that her husband, instead of coming to her rescue, decided to snap pictures and forever document his wife’s worst moment. Really bro? Really? I realize that cutting in to this little tango may have been a mild death wish but, hey, at least he could say he tried.

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