I just realized that I had a #ShitMyBoyfriendSays note saved on my phone!
Does that make me evil?
Regardless, I’m posting it.
I wonder if you could sneeze and jizz at the same time…it would be the ultimate release
You moved your finger and it tickled me
AHHH fuck noses!
Shouldn’t it be called “Unplanned Parenthood?” Nobody goes there to talk about the possibility of having a child…
I wouldn’t be able to handle that much retardation in one space
Cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails
That’s all for now folks. I’ll have to get him to say more dumb shit for ya soon 😉