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Hit the bunkers people, zombies are upon us

After increased interest in the Miami face-eating attack, I’ve been reading a little more on the Zombie Apocalypse that is upon us. I was never ones of the crazies that really, legitimately thought zombies were loose on Earth – but with all this evidence, it’s becoming more and more hard to contain my sanity.

The zombies have moved to New Jersey (does this really shock anyone), evidenced by the man who stabbed himself and threw his intestines at police officers in Hackensack. Said police officers then usedtwo cans of pepper spray on the man with no effect.

This is after more than one school in Florida was shut down due to a mystery rash. This is also after a doctor was pulled over and arrested for almost hitting a cop car, spat blood at a cop and banged his head on Plexiglas until bleeding.

Not to mention, this happened:

What the hell is going on in our country? Are people legitimately trying to be nut cases? Are all the drug addicts coming out all at once to scare us? Or are people turning into the undead?

What. The. Literal. Hell.

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