I actually have the most awkward life ever. I always manage to make out with someone that has a girlfriend (unintentionally, of course), say hi to people on the street that I don’t know, and fall face first onto the sidewalk in front of strangers.
Today I did just that. Not once, but twice. After the second time I legitimately thought my leg was broken and forced my innocent roommate to pick me up in her car and drive me from the corner of Huntington & Forsyth where I was stranded immobile all the way back to the Hill we call home.
Does anyone else experience awkward moments like t